A funny curmudgeon tweets

Posted by anthonykuo , Aug, 2009 @ 2:27 pm

You need to check out @shitmydadsays on Twitter. It’s a guy’s Twitter feed for, well, I’ll let him do the talking:

“I’m 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says.”

And you know what? His dad is HILARIOUS. Check out some of the recent tweets:

“Who is this woman?….Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks.”
“You need to flush the toilet more than once…No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet.”
“Don’t touch the bacon, it’s not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i’ll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing.”
“Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices… Jesus, Joni (my mom) it’s a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn’t even real dammit!”

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